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Carla: hey, "Cheers"
Is filmed before
A live studio audience.

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Cliffie,
Don't look now,

3
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But there are two chicks
At the end of the bar

4
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Staring at us.

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You're crazy.

6
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I'm telling you,
They've been staring at us
For at least 20 minutes.

7
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What, do we look weird
Or something?

8
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Well, you do.

9
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Why?

10
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'cause you're
Talking out of
The side of your mouth.

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I'm telling you,
They can't take
Their eyes off us.

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Ohh!

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Well, there's only one
Way to be sure now.

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You just toodle down to
The other end of the bar

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And see if their eyes
Follow us, eh?

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All right.

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[clears throat]

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So are they looking?
They looking?

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Yep.

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I'd say those
Supple young petunias
Definitely want us now.

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Mm-hmm.

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So what
Do we do now?

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Aahh, just take a walk
Over there.

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Hmm. I will
If you will.

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Ok.

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On second thought,
Why don't we just

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Play it cool here
For a while, huh?

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Yeah, yeah,
We let them
Come to us.

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Yeah, yeah, those
Babes are really
Hot for us, huh?

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That's it, folks.
Closing time. Sorry.

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Whoop, here they come, norm,
Moving in for the kill.

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Thank you, girls.

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Excuse me.

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My friend and I were
Wondering if you guys know

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A late night spot to go to.

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You know, someplace
A little fun.

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Uh...Uh...

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Uh...

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I, uh...

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What was that?

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Ahhhh...

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Ahhhh.

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These guys are martians.

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Come on, they're nerds.

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Their loss.

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[groaning]

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* makin' your way
In the world today *

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* takes everything
You've got *

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* takin' a break
From all your worries *

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* sure would help a lot

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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *

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* sometimes you wanna go

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* where everybody
Knows your name *

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* and they're always
Glad you came *

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* you wanna be
Where you can see *

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* our troubles
Are all the same *

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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *

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* you wanna go
Where people know *

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* people are
All the same *

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* you wanna go

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* where everybody
Knows your name *

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[both groaning]

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Well, they've...
Gone now, cliff.

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You can turn off
The charm.

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Yeah, uh...You were real
Smooth yourself there now.

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Listen to cary grant here.
That was humiliating.

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Yeah, well,
What difference
Does it make?

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They weren't that
Good-looking anyway.

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Absolutely.

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We almost took
The midnight train
To bow-wow city.

73
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You're right.

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Hey, I've seen better legs
On a pool table!

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Yeah! Hey, you could
Use that chest
For a straightedge!

76
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Hey, hey, hey,
If you ever come back,

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Put a bag
Over your head!

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No, a gunnysack--
It'll cover more!

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Hey!

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Ahh! Great eats,
Diane. Thanks.

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How did you enjoy
Your rognons de
Veau au chartrere?

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Ah, yes! Mmm...Ah!

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Was that the green stuff?

84
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No. That was
The brown stuff.

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Good. That green stuff
Kind of repeats on you.

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I'm dreadfully sorry.

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Quite all right,
Quite all right.

88
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Well, I am going
To check some scores
Out on the tube here,

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I think.

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Ahh.

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You know, sam.

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I went to a lot
Of trouble
With this meal.

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So did I.

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Come on, come on,
Come on, I'm joking.

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It was wonderful.
Thank you very much.

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It's such a pleasure
To cook for a gourmand.

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Yes, I'm that.

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Sam, what's
Happening to us?

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You repeating, too?

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Well, a little,
But that's not what
I'm talking about.

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We're becoming
Humdrum, routine.

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Oh, I'll tell you what.

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After my meal settles here,
I'll attack you.

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Well, you may
Be in the mood
Earlier than you think.

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You make yourself
Comfortable.

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I'm going to take
Care of something
In the other room.

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You got it.

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[knock on door]

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Who's there?

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Me. Who's there?

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Coach?

112
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No, I'm coach.

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What the hell
You doing here, coach?

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Well, at least
We got that
Straight.

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Sam, listen,
We almost had the most
Incredible disaster.

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Look at this tv guide.

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What...Whoa!

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"Thunder road".

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Both: mitchum!

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We haven't missed
A mitchum movie together

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In over 12 years.

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Come on, come on,
We don't want to miss
The beginning.

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Oh, mitch wouldn't
Start without us.

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Sam, we're going
To need some munchies.

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Yeah,
Diane's got some.

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Listen, sam,
While you're up,
Turn down the lights,

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Will you? There's
A terrible glare
On the screen.

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Take me, you barbarian.

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Hi, diane.

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Aah!

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[door slams]

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Diane, you're going
To miss "Thunder road".

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What happened
Here, coach?

134
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Nothing yet, sam.
They're just going up the road.

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No, I meant
With diane.

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Hey, diane.
You all right?

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What is coach
Doing here?

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He's watching
"Thunder road".

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We always watch
Robert mitchum
Movies together.

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Sam, it's a bad time
Right now.

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Well, I know, honey,

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But it's kind of
An tradition that
Goes back with us

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For years. I mean,
He's our favorite actor.

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Never, under
Any circumstances,

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Do we miss
One of his movies.

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But I came out of the bedroom

147
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And I'm so embarrassed because
Of the way I was dressed.

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Come in here,
I'll show you what I mean.

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Come on.

150
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,224
Coach, scram! Out!

151
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What?

152
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What's wrong?

153
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Sam.

154
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A little tact.

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I'm sorry.
Coach, listen.

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What?

157
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Diane and I
Had this, uh...

158
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Special evening
Going here, and...

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She just fixed me a meal
In all my favorite colors,

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And changed into
Something frilly there...

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Oh! And I come
Barging in on you.

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Gee, sam,
I wasn't even
Thinking.

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Diane, please
Forgive me.

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I'd never want to
Get in your way.

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I'm sorry, hon.

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Thank you for understanding,
Coach.

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When you live alone,

168
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You tend to forget
That other people
Have lives.

169
00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,642
Are you feeling
What I'm feeling?

170
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,311
Yeah. Poor coach.

171
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,316
Well, we have so many
Hours together,

172
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,318
And I guess it's
Kind of selfish

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Not to spend
A little time
With him, huh?

174
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,256
You're right.
I'll go get him.

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00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,325
Good. I bet you can
Catch him on the steps.

176
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,096
Coach, why are you
Standing there?

177
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,299
My coat got caught
In the door, sam.

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I didn't have
The heart to bother
You again.

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Good night, diane.
Good night, sam.

180
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,976
No, no, coach, coach.
Come here, come here.

181
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Listen, you're going to watch
"Thunder road" with us tonight.

182
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,780
Come on, sit down.

183
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,381
Really,
You mean it?

184
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,317
You bet. Come on over.
Now I've never seen this,

185
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So you're going to have
To fill me in on
What's happened.

186
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,756
Oh, I know every line
In this picture, diane.

187
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Now here's
My favorite part.

188
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You know, when I'm
In charge of the bar,

189
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,103
I know what god feels like.

190
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,371
How's that?

191
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,306
It's like I'm in
Complete control

192
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,775
Of people's destinies.

193
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,843
Yeah, like, I can make
Their drinks too strong

194
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,344
So they get sick.

195
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,047
Or I can water them down

196
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,950
So they're paying
For nothing.
Yeah.

197
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,352
Or if I don't
Like their attitudes,
I can spit in it.

198
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,197
Carla, you're not
Still upset

199
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,866
About that little
Argument we had
The other day?

200
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,869
You tell me.

201
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,783
Oh, uh, hey, carla,
Listen, I'm sorry
About this morning

202
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,119
When I called you
A sawed off witch.

203
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,801
Hi there.
I'm sam malone.

204
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,469
Maybe you remember me
From about a month ago

205
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,839
Before you and I
Became a threesome?

206
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,141
Yes, yes,
I recognize you now.

207
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,176
You shaved off
Your pantuso.

208
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,845
That's it. That's it.

209
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,213
Oh, sam.

210
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,314
I know.

211
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,483
I can't take
It anymore.

212
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,187
We never go anyplace
Without the coach.

213
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,990
I don't even invite him
Anymore. He just shows up.

214
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,258
What are we
Gonna do?

215
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,860
Well, I'll tell you
What we're going to do.

216
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,427
Right now we're going
To go sit in my office

217
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:38,165
We're going to look
Into each others'
Eyes all alone.

218
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,368
Oh, that sounds
So wonderful.

219
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,104
Sam, diane.
Where have you been?

220
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,874
Coach, I'm sorry.
I overslept.

221
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,943
We were up kinda late
Last night watching...

222
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,245
"Mothra versus godzilla".

223
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,282
Yeah, boy,
Was I disappointed
In that one.

224
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,217
Sam.
Mm-hmm.

225
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,820
We've got
To draw the line.

226
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,989
There's no way that
We're going to spend

227
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,490
The evening with coach tonight.

228
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,760
You're right.
You're absolutely right.

229
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,762
We going to get
Together tonight?

230
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,764
You bet.

231
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,000
Great.

232
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,537
All right, all right.

233
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,107
Now, there's
Only one solution
To this problem.

234
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,209
You have
To tell the coach

235
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,878
To stop hanging
Around with us.

236
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,814
Diane's right, sam.

237
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,548
You don't want coach
Hanging around,
Just tell him.

238
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,051
That's the honest,
Ethical way
To approach it.

239
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,552
Maybe you're right.

240
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,354
Of course, if you
Want to make it
Easier on coach,

241
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,925
Why don't you just rip
Out his heart and do
A tap dance on it.

242
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,226
Norman!

243
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,393
I got it, I got it. Here.

244
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,494
What?

245
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,564
Make him think
You've got a bad disease.

246
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,034
Get real skinny

247
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,537
And you paint your faces
White and pasty.

248
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,973
Walk around looking like
You're going to throw up.

249
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,108
Uh-uh. You better
Hurry up there.

250
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,145
Diane's got a head start.

251
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,484
Cliff.

252
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,153
Norm.

253
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,421
Coach likes you guys.

254
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,892
Would you take him
Off our hands just
For tonight, please!

255
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,993
No, no, no,
Sorry, sammy.

256
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,294
We don't want coach
Getting in the way

257
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,864
When we're hustling chicks,
All right?

258
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,099
I'm sorry I asked.

259
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,568
You know, sammy,
It's against my belief

260
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,503
To help you make
Things go smooth

261
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,306
With the squawk box
Over there,

262
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,275
But since coach is involved,

263
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,177
I'm going to bend
The rules a little bit.

264
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,179
I happen to know
He has a crush

265
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,082
On one of the tellers
At his bank.

266
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,349
You're sure?

267
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,919
Yeah. He talks
About her a lot.

268
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,520
I don't know her name,
But I figure if
He's dating her,

269
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,023
Maybe she could take him
Off your hands.

270
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,125
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.

271
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,094
What do you say?
It's worth a try, huh?

272
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,297
Well, you know,
I think coach would be
Embarrassed by a blind date.

273
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,166
Why don't we pretend
That she's a friend of mine?

274
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,069
That way it will look like
A chance meeting.

275
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,237
Ah, coach, coach.

276
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,272
Maybe you can
Help me out here.

277
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,208
I'm shopping around
For a new bank.

278
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,043
Do you like yours?

279
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,178
Oh, I love it.
The bay harbor
Savings and loan,

280
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,413
Right down
The street.

281
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,181
Uh-huh. Do you like
The tellers there?

282
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,083
Oh, they're
Terrific.

283
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,119
Is there one you think
That I should talk to--

284
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,887
Friendly, nice, cute?

285
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,855
Uh...Frank.

286
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,592
Who's the one that
You're always talking to?

287
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,661
Oh, you mean
The cute redhead
With the nice smile

288
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,263
That's always
Winking at me?

289
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,632
Yeah!
That's frank.

290
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,236
Hey, coach. Isn't there--
Isn't there a woman

291
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,372
That you like
At the bank there, huh?

292
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,575
Oh...Edwina.

293
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,112
Edwina at bay harbor
Savings and loan?

294
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,680
Isn't that's funny.
She's a friend
Of mine.

295
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,415
Well, if she's
A friend of yours,

296
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,152
Then you should
Know frank, 'cause
They're married.

297
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,419
No, no, coach.

298
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,621
Who's the one
Who you said

299
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,091
Was a nice lady
Last thursday?

300
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,560
Thursday...Stella!
Stella!

301
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,328
Stella!
That's my friend.

302
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,696
No, not stella.
Not stella.

303
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,366
I'm not too
Crazy about stella.

304
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,968
I meant dorothy.

305
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,435
Yes! So did I!

306
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,073
Dorothy is the one
You like, right?

307
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,108
Oh, yes, sam,
Dorothy's very nice.

308
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,309
Excuse me.

309
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,713
But not as nice as julia.

310
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,248
Sam!

311
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,952
What am I thinking of?

312
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,653
That's the grocery store.

313
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,722
At the bank,
Nobody can beat sandra.

314
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,124
Sandra!

315
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,159
That's
My friend.

316
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,996
Ah, gee!

317
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,363
What is it, coach?

318
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,432
Not sandra.
It's anita.

319
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,467
I'll take this.

320
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,040
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

321
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,674
What?
Wrong girl, coach?

322
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,177
No, no, no, no, no.
Wrong bank.

323
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,363
Ahh.

324
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,764
Well, katherine...

325
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,533
Didn't you
Love that meal?

326
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,035
Oh, it was
Very nice.

327
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,602
Let me take
Your sweater.

328
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,704
I'm just glad
We had coach along.

329
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,540
Nothing like
Having an italian

330
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,142
Who knows just exactly
What to order

331
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,643
In an italian restaurant.

332
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,311
It was wonderful,
Coach.

333
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,646
What was that dish
Called again?

334
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,382
Spaghetti for four.

335
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,651
They got a better one, though,
It's spaghetti for six,

336
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,586
But you need
More people.

337
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,024
Well, I've got coffee
All set, I just have
To plug it in.

338
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,659
Go ahead,
Sit down and make
Yourselves at home.

339
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,394
All right.
Here you go.

340
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,562
Ooh.

341
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,597
Well.
Oh, ah.

342
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,467
Ah. Well.

343
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,602
Well.

344
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:47,240
You know something, sam?
I can't get over the fact
That diane knew katherine,

345
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:51,278
My favorite teller
At first fidelity.

346
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,681
Well, it's a small
World, I guess, coach.

347
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,117
Yeah, and another thing,
She seems to know everybody

348
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,319
In every bank
That I ever dealt with.

349
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,688
Well, you know how
Friendly she is.

350
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:06,226
Oh, diane, how did you
And katherine come to meet?

351
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,229
[both talking at once]

352
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,397
Oh, that's
All right, honey.

353
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,265
Sometimes I forget
Things, too.

354
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,633
Or do I?

355
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,568
[laughs]

356
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,171
Coach, you tickle me.
Are you always this funny?

357
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,806
Oh, I doubt it.

358
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,708
[laughs]

359
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,448
So, um...

360
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,117
Katherine, what's
New and exciting

361
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,319
In the world
Of high finance?

362
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,853
Oh, nothing
That I know of.

363
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,356
The most exciting
Moment for me

364
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,225
Is trying to catch somebody
Playing with their lips

365
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,760
On the closed circuit tv.

366
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,062
I knew you looked familiar.

367
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,834
Sit down, diane.
Ok.

368
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,703
Well...

369
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,739
I think banking
Is fascinating.

370
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,275
There are
So many facets.

371
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,710
So many things
I've always
Wondered about.

372
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,746
Yeah. Me, too,
You know, diane?

373
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,214
Like what?

374
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,782
Well, like tellers.
You take tellers.

375
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,816
They never
Tell you anything.

376
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,618
They always
Ask questions.

377
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,387
And interest.

378
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,588
There's nothing
Interesting
About it at all.

379
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,790
It's boring.
Oh, and then

380
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,425
The trust department.

381
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,826
They got all
The pens chained
Down to the tables.

382
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,496
What kind of trust
Is that?

383
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,665
Oh, there he goes again.
You're just too much.

384
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,268
Oh. A little giddy,
But nice.

385
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,373
Oh, oh, my goodness.
Look at the time.

386
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,241
I've got to get up
At the crack of dawn.

387
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,642
It's been
A wonderful evening.

388
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,478
I'll take a rain check
On the coffee, diane.

389
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,146
Oh, too bad.

390
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,214
Yeah, it is getting
Kind of late.

391
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,184
Katherine,
Can I see you
Get home ok?

392
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,419
Oh, well,
Thanks, coach,
I'd like that.

393
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,288
Good night,
Diane.
Good night.

394
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,789
Thank you.
Thank you.

395
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,923
Good night, sam.
Yes, good night.

396
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,292
Thank you.
Oh, yes, you're welcome.

397
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:45,892
Good night.
We'll do it again.

398
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,594
Absolutely.
Bye.

399
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,766
Oh, I think
This just goes
To show you

400
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,236
That sticky situations
Are best handled

401
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,172
With lies, deceit,
And trickery.

402
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,941
And now for
A little romance.

403
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,410
Heh heh heh...

404
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,578
Oh, yeah.

405
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,215
A little hug...

406
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,783
A little kiss...

407
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,585
[knock on door]

408
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,487
A little coach.

409
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,189
Excuse me.

410
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,560
I thought you were
Going to show
Katherine home.

411
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,961
I did.

412
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,697
I showed her where
The bus stop is.

413
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,400
You probably
Didn't notice,

414
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,569
But that dame
Had the hots for me.

415
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,671
Coach, what's
Wrong with that?
Yeah!

416
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,440
Look, sam, she's very nice,

417
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,608
But she doesn't fit in
With the three of us.

418
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,844
She's like a fourth wheel.
I gotta some cookies.

419
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,386
Well, what do we do now?

420
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,421
Diane, I think
It's time to tell
The truth.

421
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,756
Good.

422
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,591
I'll handle this.

423
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,294
Coach, get out here.

424
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,562
Want one?

425
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,829
No.

426
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,998
Listen, coach. I...

427
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,568
I'm going
To tell you something,

428
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,470
And I don't care if this
Hurts your feelings.

429
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,872
I'm just going
To tell you out
Straight here.

430
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,474
Well, what?
What is it?

431
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,644
Diane doesn't want you
Hanging around us anymore.

432
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,546
What?

433
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,248
That's not true at all!

434
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,616
Sam doesn't
Want you around.

435
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,785
I love
Having you around.

436
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,254
No, no, no, I love
Having him around
More than you do.

437
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,657
As a matter of fact,
I love having him around
More than having you around.

438
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,593
Well, fine, why don't you
Around right out the door...

439
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,728
[all talking at once]

440
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,298
Sam, please stop.
Diane...

441
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,932
Kids, hold it, please.

442
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,668
Look, I'm beginning
To see the light
About something here.

443
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,570
You both have something
To tell me

444
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,938
But you don't have
The guts to tell me, right?

445
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,507
Well, I do.
Diane doesn't.

446
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,509
Well, then
What is it? Say it.

447
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,712
Come on, sam. Say it.

448
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,016
Look, when you were a drunk
And nobody told you,

449
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,585
I told you you were
A drunk, didn't I?
I told you.

450
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,287
Over and over
And over again.

451
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,055
Well, you really
Were a drunk, sam.

452
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,690
I know.

453
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,660
I mean you were
Really a drunk, sam!

454
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,629
Coach, don't start again.

455
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,997
Look, what kind
Of a friendship
Is so weak

456
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,335
That we just can't
Come out and tell
Each other the truth?

457
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,673
You're right.
You're right, uh...

458
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,410
We just don't want you
Hanging around us so much.

459
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,452
If you don't want me,
It's fine, ok.

460
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,753
I'm not mad.

461
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,355
It's fine.

462
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,391
I-I-I'll see you.

463
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,763
But, sam,
You really
Were a drunk.

464
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,080
Good morning, norm.

465
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,948
Where in the heck
Have you been?

466
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,484
Is my watch fast
Or something?

467
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,720
Sorry, norm. We had
Kind of a difficult evening.

468
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,455
Oh, boy. We finally had
To tell the coach

469
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,625
We didn't want
To see him anymore.

470
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,993
It was terrible.

471
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,661
Even worse
Than we feared.

472
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,464
Spent half the night
Arguing about
Who was to blame.

473
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,767
You should--
Diane, uh...

474
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,837
Norm!
Norm!

475
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,972
Norman...

476
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,575
Good morning, everybody.

477
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,111
How are you
Today, norman?

478
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,647
Oh, as if you cared.

479
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,081
So coach didn't
Take too well

480
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,618
To getting
The old heave-ho?

481
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,820
Oh, he was destroyed.
He tried to cover,

482
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,489
But there was no masking
The intense pain

483
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,426
That sam inflicted
On his deepest being.

484
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,693
Hey, come on,
Don't start
With me again.

485
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,762
If I recall,
You did most
Of the talking.

486
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,497
Sam...

487
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,999
What difference
Does it make who did it?

488
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:51,404
The point is the coach
Has been crushed.

489
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,839
We have to live
With that...

490
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,842
Especially you.

491
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,777
Come on.
It was your idea.

492
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,078
You insisted.

493
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,980
I--that's the most--

494
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,749
Ahem!
Listen, listen.

495
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,552
I want to know which
One of you two kids
Got the idea first

496
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,555
To throw me out
On my butt last night?

497
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,057
Come on. I want
To know right now.

498
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,460
Aw, come on, coach.

499
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,727
What difference
Does it make

500
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,962
Whose fault it was?

501
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,464
It's done.

502
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,732
We both have
To share the blame.

503
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,203
Yes, the important
Thing is that we--

504
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,707
We showed you
Our feelings.

505
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,443
Honesty was
Our only recourse.

506
00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:34,080
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. It was
A mutual decision.

507
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,718
Well, listen,
Whoever it was,

508
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,987
I want to thank him
From the bottom
Of my heart,

509
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,922
Because what happened was,

510
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,991
I caught up
With katherine
At the bus stop

511
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,159
And I took her home.

512
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,861
And we got to know
Each other,

513
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,631
And I think she's
A wonderful woman
In the world.

514
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,567
I haven't been
This happy in years.

515
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,935
Oh, coach,
That's wonderful news!

516
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,870
You don't know
How happy we are.

517
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:02,475
And the fact that
The two of us had
Anything to do with it

518
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,511
Makes us feel
Even better.

519
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:05,778
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely, coach.

520
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,847
Just think of it
As the two of us

521
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,816
Having been able
To do something for you.

522
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,884
Ok?

523
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,221
Say, normie,

524
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,524
Aren't they
A wonderful couple?